The Air-Horn Hype Machine

You do not play music so much as detonate it, one hands-in-the-air drop at a time. Every 90 seconds you cut the track to scream MAKE SOME NOISE and hit the air horn, and the terrifying part is that it works every single time. You will personally sweat through your shirt to make sure grandpa is doing the worm by 10pm, and you consider that a sacred duty.