The Chaos Gremlin

You are the reason the words 'wait, whose idea was this?' get said out loud at 1am. You didn't plan to suggest a 3am trip to the 24-hour diner, or the tequila, or the karaoke — it simply happened around you, as it always does. Nobody can prove anything, everyone had the time of their life, and the group chat will be reconstructing tonight for weeks.