The Novelty Goblin

Your ringtone is a cartoon frog, an air-horn, a screaming goat, or a clip of a friend saying something unhinged, and it exists for one reason: chaos and delight. Nobody asked for it, everybody remembers it, and you would not trade the confused laughter for any tasteful piano loop on earth. Gloriously unserious, you're proof a phone can have a sense of humor.